Non Epic

This is not my 1977 Hello Kitty Diary(<3). This is not my angsty, dark 80's, gonna listen to The Cure and write music lyrics notebook (and I prefer Tears for Fears for the record) Nor is it my WTF how did I get these adorable little children and no way in hell do I even have time to write anything but a bad check circa 1990's blog. This is my been there done that, holy crap I am 44,what the hell was I thinking, how the hell did I get here, I make no promises, no holds barred, I'll say whatever I damn well want, this is gonna be fun blog! *In my best hostess with the mostess voice* Enjoy!